A Pinoy, German and Pakistani get arrested in Saudi for drinking and were sentenced to get 20 lashes. Before getting whipped, the law enforcement’s top brass announces: “It’s my wife’s birthday and she asked me to allow you a wish.” The German said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” His wish is granted but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes. He’s carried away bleeding. The Pakistani’s next. He requests two pillows on his back. It lasted only 15 lashes, the guy’s sent away whimpering. The Pinoy’s up. Before he could say anything, the coppers said to him: “You are from a beautiful country. For this, you get two wishes!”The Pinoy says, “In recognition to your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.” “Not only are you an honorable man, you’re also very brave,” the top law men replied. “If that’s what you desire, so be it. What’s your second wish?” the Pinoy smiles and says, “Tie the Pakistani to my back.”
